Things I Would Do For You

If I was a writer, I’d write you a sonnet.
If I was a stitcher, I’d stitch you a bonnet.
If I was a runner I would run you a mile.
If I was a swimmer I would swim you the Nile.

If I was a teller I would tell you a tale.
If I was a drinker I would drink for you an ale.
If I was a giver I would give you a present.
If I was a hunter I would hunt you a pheasant.

If I was a player, I’d play you a game.
If I was a bee, for you I would be tame.
If I was a baker, I’d bake you a cake.
If I was a tamer I’d tame you a snake.

If I was a lover I’d love you forever.
If I was a preacher I’d preach you my endeavors…