Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See NACHO LIBRE

The following list was taken from a myspace bulletin I posted June 20, 2006. It has been unaltered and left in its original state.

Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See NACHO LIBRE:

• Build a sandcastle for the sole purpose of having it kicked in my face.
  Fall from a reasonably high ledge.
• Swallow several Legos.
• Rip a dollar into three unequal pieces.
• Buy an expensive pair of pants and then spill grape juice all over the crotch.
• Fill out a Mad Libs and then eat it.
• Have a colonoscopy.
• Wake up very early and go running.