Fizzled Out.

Patience protrudes from me./I'm the awaited endeavor.
I always ignore the watch./My foot taps to tick-tock.
 Oh hello, where'd you run off to?/Silly game of cat and mouse.
It's just out of grasp./Like the indignant dogs damnation.
Chasing your tail again?/Your barking up the wrong tree.
Always the harbinger of oh, please./My wretched sleeves.
 It's alright to take too long in the bathroom,/if that's what you're after.
You can brush for a solid two minutes./What's that going to get you?
Whiter teeth and carpel tunnel? How much is your arrhythmic worth, in shekels? 
I forgot my tip calculator again./Must have left in my other pants.
Sugar don't neglect me now./My pressure is low and it needs inflating.
Bring on dextrose's jittery jive./Lead me to the bee-hive.
I can't sit here all night./I'll be hopping in no time.
Bouncing my way down the interstate./hazards ablaze.
If it takes the whole try just to get it right./Was the journey just a pile of pirate?
Because the building site./Was torn down overnight.