Your Mother Loves You, Son

Your Mother Loves You, Son. (Or Daughter)

When you lose the big game and your dad is so upset he drinks until he isn't walking straight and he starts yelling at you about the game, so he gets his belt, where do you run?
Your mother, because your mother loves you, son. (or daughter)

When you get arrested for stealing Slurpees at the 7-11, and you have no money, and the guy in the cell next to you making disgusting hand gestures while walking towards you, and the officer tells you that you can make a phone call. Who do you call?
Your mother, because your mother loves you, son. (or daughter)

When your mother leaves you as an infant in a dumpster in a back alley, and you grow up home-less, never knowing who you are, and so you decide to track down your parents, but you are too stupid to even know how to begin doing something like that, who do you think would be the only one who would love you, if anyone actually did?
Probably not your mother, because it doesn't like she loves you very much, going by the fact that she left you in a dumpser, son. (or daughter)


And if you don't have a mother, YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE, son. (or daughter)